That is a nice Boulder
DonkeyWooh! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?
ShrekThat would be my home.
DonkeyOh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.

You're not a king yet
LordMirror, mirror, on the wall.
LordIs this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
MirrorWell, technically you're not a king.
LordUh, Thelonius.
Thelonius(breaks a small mirror)
LordYou were saying?
MirrorWhat I mean is, you're not a king yet.
MirrorBut you can become one.

It's a sacrifice I am willing to make
LordSome of you may die,
Lordbut it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.
DonkeyLet me get this straight. You're gonna... ... ...
Donkey... ... ... Is that about right?
ShrekYou know what?
ShrekMaybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

You're a girl dragon
DonkeyYou're a girl dragon!
DonkeyOh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon.
DonkeyYou're just reeking of feminine beauty.

Right before they burst into flame
FionaYou were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying.
FionaThat's what all the other knights did.
ShrekYeah, right before they burst into flame.
FionaThat's not the point.

There's an arrow in your butt
ShrekWhere did you learn that?
FionaWell... When one lives alone,
Fionauh, one has to learn these things in case there's a...
FionaThere's an arrow in your butt!

Stay away from the light
DonkeyDon't die, Shrek.
DonkeyIf you see a long tunnel,
Donkeystay away from the light!

Blue flower, red thorns
DonkeyBlue flower, red thorns.
DonkeyBlue flower, red thorns.
DonkeyThis would be so much easier if I wasn't colour-blind!

I'm still afraid of the dark
DonkeyI used to be afraid of the dark, too, until...
DonkeyHey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

It's rude enough being alive
FionaWhat are you doing here?
LordReally, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you...