The camera loves me.
00:06:46
MikeI can't believe it.
MikeI was on TV!
MikeWhat can I say?
MikeThe camera loves me.

I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson.
00:11:38
MikeOne of these days, I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson.

That's got to be a new haircut.
00:38:13
MikeYou're looking fabulous today.
MikeIs that a new haircut?
MikeCome on, tell me.
MikeIt's a new haircut, isn't it?
MikeThat's got to be a new haircut.

It'll be empty, you idiot!
00:44:06
RandallWhat happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?
MikeUh... I get a time-out?
RandallEveryone goes to lunch!
RandallWhich means the scare floor will be...
MikePainted?
RandallEmpty! It'll be empty, you idiot!

I'II give you a ride in the car.
00:53:38
MikePsst! Fungus.
MikeYou like cars, huh?
Mike'Cause I got a really nice car.
MikeIf you let me go, I'll give you...
Mikea ride in the car.

I'm on the cover of a magazine!
01:23:07
MikeI don't believe it.
MikeI'm on the cover of a magazine!
MikeOw!