You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!

And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

The real question is how shall I outwit you this time?

Or should I distract you with something shiny?

You'll never get the best of me!

No thanks, I'm full.

That's where they make The Happy Chapman Show.

You think you can get me to Telegraph Tower?

Louis, this is a little bit lower than I expected.

If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.

I'm happy to live the rest of my life up here. Thank you.

Hey, McGillicuddy, there's an animal felony happening right there behind you.

I'm trying to do some rescue work here, pal.

I have tags. I just left them in my other fur.

	00:05:44
dog	Now you're making fun of me.
Garfield	I hope so. You're no fun to look at.
dog	You'll never get the best of me!
Garfield	I think I just did.

	00:48:50
Garfield	Louis, this is a little bit lower than I expected.
Garfield	If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.

	00:49:48
mouse	Garfield, get down from there, man.
Garfield	No. I'm not coming down.
Garfield	I'm happy to live the rest of my life up here. Thank you.

	00:55:59
cop	Well, what have we got here?
cop	Looks like we got us a cat with no tags.
Garfield	I have tags. I just left them in my other fur.

	00:31:11