Look, the lady got me first.
00:04:41
ElastigirlWhatever happened to "ladies first"?
IncredibleWell, whatever happened to equal treatment?
robberLook, the lady got me first.
robberOw!

He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
00:13:46
teacherHe puts thumbtacks on my stool.
ElastigirlYou saw him do this?
teacherWell... Not really. No.
teacherActually, not.
ElastigirlOh, then how do you know it was him?
teacherI hid a camera.
teacherYeah, and this time, I've got him.

Everyone's special
00:15:31
ElastigirlEveryone's special, Dash.
sonWhich is another way of saying no one is.

Yes! They happened!
00:25:19
IncredibleI performed a public service.
IncredibleYou act like that's a bad thing.
ElastigirlIt is a bad thing, Bob!
ElastigirlUprooting our family again,
Elastigirlso you can relive the glory days is a bad thing.
IncredibleIt's better than acting like they didn't happen!
ElastigirlYes! They happened!
ElastigirlBut this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob.
ElastigirlAnd you are missing this!

They're experts.
00:27:40
managerThey're experts. Experts, Bob!
managerExploiting every loophole,
managerdodging every obstacle!
managerThey're penetrating the bureaucracy!

I've been a lousy father.
01:31:03
IncredibleI've been a lousy father.
IncredibleBlind to what I have.
IncredibleSo obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.

I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
01:33:01
FrozoneTell me where my suit is, woman!
FrozoneWe are talking about the greater good.
wife"Greater good"?
wifeI am your wife!
wifeI'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!