Look, the lady got me first.
ElastigirlWhatever happened to "ladies first"?
IncredibleWell, whatever happened to equal treatment?
robberLook, the lady got me first.

He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
teacherHe puts thumbtacks on my stool.
ElastigirlYou saw him do this?
teacherWell... Not really. No.
teacherActually, not.
ElastigirlOh, then how do you know it was him?
teacherI hid a camera.
teacherYeah, and this time, I've got him.

Everyone's special
ElastigirlEveryone's special, Dash.
sonWhich is another way of saying no one is.

Yes! They happened!
IncredibleI performed a public service.
IncredibleYou act like that's a bad thing.
ElastigirlIt is a bad thing, Bob!
ElastigirlUprooting our family again,
Elastigirlso you can relive the glory days is a bad thing.
IncredibleIt's better than acting like they didn't happen!
ElastigirlYes! They happened!
ElastigirlBut this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob.
ElastigirlAnd you are missing this!

They're experts.
managerThey're experts. Experts, Bob!
managerExploiting every loophole,
managerdodging every obstacle!
managerThey're penetrating the bureaucracy!

I've been a lousy father.
IncredibleI've been a lousy father.
IncredibleBlind to what I have.
IncredibleSo obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.

I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
FrozoneTell me where my suit is, woman!
FrozoneWe are talking about the greater good.
wife"Greater good"?
wifeI am your wife!
wifeI'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!