I would almost win others.
00:05:53
MegamindOur battles quickly got more elaborate.
MegamindHe would win some.
MegamindI would almost win others.

Your warranty is about to expire
00:17:09
Metro ManJustice is a noncorrosive metal.
MegamindBut it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil.
Metro ManWell, I think your warranty is about to expire.
MegamindMaybe I got an extended warranty?
Metro ManWarranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose.

It's still warming up, sir.
00:17:46
MegamindReady the death ray, Minion.
MegamindFire!
MegamindMinion. Fire?
MinionIt's still warming up, sir.

My spider bite is acting up.
00:18:19
MegamindI told you to have things ready.
MegamindI told you countless times.
MinionWhy do you always blame me?
MegamindMy spider bite is acting up.

There's no way she'll find the secret entrance.
00:34:32
MegamindOK. There's no way she'll find the secret entrance.
RoxanneThere's a doormat here that says "Secrit Entrance"!
MegamindMinion!
MinionI kept forgetting where it was.

Is this a robbery?
00:40:05
HalIs this a robbery?
HalCause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me.

what's the T stand for?
00:45:28
HalHey, what's the T stand for?
MegamindTighten.
HalTighten? What's that supposed to mean?
MegamindIt was the only name I could trademark.

You dare challenge Megamind?
01:15:56
MegamindYou dare challenge Megamind?
HalThis town isn't big enough for two super-villains!
MegamindOh, you're a villain all right!
MegamindJust not a super one!
HalYeah? What's the difference?
MegamindPresentation!