Stop being all of you.
00:03:45
GobberIf you ever want to get out there to fight dragons...
Gobberyou need to stop all this.
HiccupBut you just pointed to all of me.
GobberYes, that's it!
GobberStop being all of you.

Stop trying so hard to be something you're not.
00:08:41
GobberLook, the point is,
Gobberstop trying so hard to be something you're not.
HiccupI just want to be one of you guys.

You got a headache.
00:10:49
chiefmy father told me to bang my head against a rock and I did it.
chiefAnd you know what happened?
GobberYou got a headache.
chiefThat rock split in two.

You can't stop him
00:11:16
GobberYou can't stop him, Stoick.
GobberYou can only prepare him.
GobberI know it seems hopeless,
Gobberbut you won't always be around to protect him.
GobberHe's going to get out there again.
GobberHe's probably out there now.

What's the first thing you'll need?
00:18:27
GobberIf you get blasted, you're dead!
GobberWhat's the first thing you'll need?
HiccupA doctor?
FishlegsPlus 5 speed?
AstridA shield.
GobberShield. Go.

No one's ever met one and lived to tell the tale.
00:26:21
HiccupHey, so, how would one sneak up on a Night Fury?
GobberNo one's ever met one and lived to tell the tale.

I was delicious
00:33:13
GobberAnd with one twist, he took my hand and swallowed it whole!
GobberI saw the look on his face,
GobberI was delicious.
GobberHe must have passed the word,
Gobberbecause it wasn't a month before another one of them took my leg.