Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?

The entrance to the lab is straight ahead.

I thought this was going to be like Centipede!

When did video games become so violent and scary?

We're not going to hurt you, you little freak!

We're not going to hurt you

They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh.

I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be...

	00:14:21
Ralph	Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?
Tapper	I don't think such a game exists, Ralph.
Ralph	Oh, come on. You know people.

	00:19:23
Ralph	When did video games become so violent and scary?
Ralph	Please, get me out of here!
Ralph	Take her!
girl	Aah!
girl	What a rip-off!

	00:35:51
cop	Come here, kid!
cop	We're not going to hurt you, you little freak!

	00:46:52
Felix	The vines. They're Laffy Taffy.
Felix	They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh.
Felix	Here, hit me again.
Felix	That's not funny enough. Harder!

	01:13:50
Felix	Hello? Hello?
Felix	Somebody! Anybody! Please let me out!
Felix	What's he say?
Felix	I'm gonna wreck it!
Felix	Why do I fix everything I touch?

	01:28:38
Vanellope	As your merciful princess,
Vanellope	I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be...
Vanellope	Executed!