We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving

Who are you talking to?

I can feel time warping!

Chrononaut One, are you ready to be the first human being

I have traveled in a time machine named S.T.E.V.E.

in order to stop Thanksgiving and get turkeys off the menu!

A menu, it's like a list of food items in a restaurant.

What's important is that you stop asking me questions

I'm breaking like a hundred time travel rules,

I've come back from the future to tell you something really important.

	00:12:49
Jake	We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving
Jake	to get turkeys off the menu.
Reggie	Who are you talking to?
Jake	This guy right here.
Jake	He totally gets it.
Jake	Look, look, see how he's nodding?

	00:13:38
Jake	Entering time module.
Jake	Stand back.
Jake	Initiating launch sequence.
Jake	Tingling sensation in lower body.
Jake	Blood pressure rising, rapidly...
Jake	Penetrating space-time continuum...
Jake	I can feel time warping!

	00:17:36
president	Chrononaut One, are you ready to be the first human being
president	to travel through time?
astronaut	Yes, sir!
general	He'd better be.
general	The chances of survival are almost zero.
astronaut	Wait, you never said anything...
general	That's on a need to know basis, sir.

	00:34:45
turkey	What's a menu?
Jake	A menu, it's like a list of food items in a restaurant.
turkey	What's a restaurant?

	01:12:13
Reggie	I've come back from the future to tell you something really important.
Reggie	What is it?
Reggie	You're an idiot.