00:08:30 | |
Gary | Dark Planet Cola! Destroy your taste buds! |
Scorch | This is 800 percent sugar. |
Gary | That's what makes it good for kids. |
00:26:32 | |
girl | I thought this movie was supposed to be in 3-D. |
guy | Shh. It is in 3-D. |
girl | OK, that's better. |
00:29:19 | |
fat guy | This is Hawk calling. |
fat guy | I work at 7-Eleven near Area 51, |
fat guy | and after years of waiting, |
fat guy | it finally happened! |
host | You had a date with a girl. |
fat guy | What? No. A close-encounter, man! |
00:38:04 | |
cat | OK, so you're the ugly brother. |
Gary | Oh, well, I wouldn't put it that way. |
cat | Oh, it's not a question. |
00:50:26 | |
Scorch | Tell my fans I love them. |
Scorch | Tell the guy that waxes my ship... |
Scorch | what's his name again? |
Scorch | It doesn't matter. |
Scorch | Just tell him that I love him. |
00:53:39 | |
Gary | I scored a 12.0 on my galactic engineering exams. |
Gary | Do you know what that means? |
cat | You had no friends in high school? |
Gary | It means in a galaxy filled with nerds, I'm their king. |
00:57:03 | |
general | I'm gonna wipe out the alien infestation one planet at a time. |
Gary | If you destroy every planet with intelligent life, |
Gary | you'll have no stars left in the sky. |
general | My stargazing days are over. |
00:59:57 | |
console | This whole villain thing, it's not you. |
console | You know? And the stress is aging you, if I might be... |
Lena | Shut up. Don't you have a mute button? |
01:00:40 | |
general | Our government thinks asteroids are Earth's biggest threat. |
general | But some of us know better. |
general | The biggest threat to planet Earth? |
cat | Global warming. |
general | Aliens. |
01:10:07 | |
fat guy | Wait! Aren't you going to abduct us? |
Gary | Uh, we don't really do that. |
fat guy | They come in peace. |