Dark Planet Cola!
00:08:30
GaryDark Planet Cola! Destroy your taste buds!
ScorchThis is 800 percent sugar.
GaryThat's what makes it good for kids.

It is in 3-D.
00:26:32
girlI thought this movie was supposed to be in 3-D.
guyShh. It is in 3-D.
girlOK, that's better.

You had a date with a girl.
00:29:19
fat guyThis is Hawk calling.
fat guyI work at 7-Eleven near Area 51,
fat guyand after years of waiting,
fat guyit finally happened!
hostYou had a date with a girl.
fat guyWhat? No. A close-encounter, man!

So you're the ugly brother.
00:38:04
catOK, so you're the ugly brother.
GaryOh, well, I wouldn't put it that way.
catOh, it's not a question.

Any last words?
00:50:26
ScorchTell my fans I love them.
ScorchTell the guy that waxes my ship...
Scorchwhat's his name again?
ScorchIt doesn't matter.
ScorchJust tell him that I love him.

You had no friends in high school?
00:53:39
GaryI scored a 12.0 on my galactic engineering exams.
GaryDo you know what that means?
catYou had no friends in high school?
GaryIt means in a galaxy filled with nerds, I'm their king.

My stargazing days are over.
00:57:03
generalI'm gonna wipe out the alien infestation one planet at a time.
GaryIf you destroy every planet with intelligent life,
Garyyou'll have no stars left in the sky.
generalMy stargazing days are over.

Don't you have a mute button?
00:59:57
consoleThis whole villain thing, it's not you.
consoleYou know? And the stress is aging you, if I might be...
LenaShut up. Don't you have a mute button?

The biggest threat to planet Earth?
01:00:40
generalOur government thinks asteroids are Earth's biggest threat.
generalBut some of us know better.
generalThe biggest threat to planet Earth?
catGlobal warming.
generalAliens.

Aren't you going to abduct us?
01:10:07
fat guyWait! Aren't you going to abduct us?
GaryUh, we don't really do that.
fat guyThey come in peace.