How do I become a Scarer?
teacherMichael, what do you have to say for yourself?
MikeHow do I become a Scarer?

I wish you all the best.
MikeI wish you all the best.
MikeThank you all so much!
driverI'm welling up with tears.
driverNow, get off.

You could totally die.
roosterThe Scare Games!
roosterA bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
hostYou could totally die.
roosterAnd it's worth it.

I can't be late on the first day!
snailOh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
snailI made it! My first day of class!
cleanerUh, the school year's over, son.
cleanerYou missed it.


Do you pledge your souls to the brotherhood?
SquishyWill you defend it no matter how dangerous?
SquishyNo matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
SquishyFrom evils both great and small?
SquishyOh, forget it! You're in.

I want to touch it.
roosterThe stinging glow urchin!
roosterTrust me when I say,
roosteryou are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
ArtI want to touch it.
hostAnd you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
ArtYeah, I want to touch them.

It's a miracle!
roosterWhich means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
roosterIt's a miracle!
DeanYour luck will run out, eventually.

Monsters University
Monsters University
We give our heart to you
Wherever children are dreaming
We'll bring them nightmares, too
Oh, Monsters University
Alma Mater hail to you