Cheetos
00:04:21
TeacherOh, Zane, I'm afraid you can't bring snacks into the class.
TeacherI'll hold those, just for now.
LeoCheetos. Wow, didn't see that coming.
TeacherAt the end of the year, our three 5th grade classes compete in art, debating, science, and history.
TeacherAnd if our class wins, we get a trip to Magic Land Park!

fractions
00:08:37
Leo1949.
TurtleWhat about it?
LeoI was born around then.
LeoHow many years has it been since 1949?
TurtleNo idea. That's addition.
TurtleThey learn that in 2nd grade.
TurtleWe're all about fractions.
LeoGreat. Why can't they move us around a little, so we can know more?

Tattoo
00:15:23
TurtleHey, it looked cool in the '90s.

Russian judge
00:24:09
TeacherPut those computers away. We will not be studying our curriculum on toys.
LeoRussian judge.

Stop that stopwatch
00:44:39
DadStop that stopwatch. He's got my wallet.

You're freaking everyone out
01:15:22
BirdShake it off, man.
BirdYou're freaking everyone out.