You'll never get the best of me!
dog You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
Garfield And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.
dog Okay, that's it.
dog You're gonna get it good today.
Garfield I make a point to get it good every day.
Garfield The real question is how shall I outwit you this time?
dog What?
Garfield Shall I baffle you with simple math?
dog I know how to spell.
Garfield Or should I distract you with something shiny?
dog Now you're making fun of me.
Garfield I hope so. You're no fun to look at.
dog You'll never get the best of me!
Garfield I think I just did.

No thanks, I'm full.
Jon Mouse!
Garfield No thanks, I'm full.
Jon Get him, Garfield!
Garfield Get him, Jon!


Reached physical limits.
Garfield Yes, there it is. Telegraph Tower.
Garfield That's where they make The Happy Chapman Show.
Garfield Yeah. But how far away can that be?
Garfield Maybe... Hmm, a paw?
Garfield Apaw and a half maybe.
Garfield This is a done deal.
Garfield I can do this.
Garfield No!
Garfield Can't do this.
Garfield Reached physical limits.
Garfield Shouldn't have tried it without snacks.
Garfield Must go back and reload.

If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.
Garfield You think you can get me to Telegraph Tower?
mouse Two more cookies and you got a deal.
mouse But we gotta keep it on the down-low.
Garfield How down low do we have to go?
mouse Yo, Garfield, you with me?
Garfield Louis, this is a little bit lower than I expected.
Garfield If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.

I'm happy to live the rest of my life up here. Thank you.
mouse Garfield, get down from there, man.
Garfield No. I'm not coming down.
Garfield I'm happy to live the rest of my life up here. Thank you.

This is police brutality.
cop Halt!
cop Gotcha.
Garfield Woah. Huh?
cop Well, what have we got here?
cop Looks like we got us a cat with no tags.
Garfield Hey, McGillicuddy, there's an animal felony happening right there behind you.
Garfield I'm trying to do some rescue work here, pal.
cop Welcome to my world, Red.
Garfield I'm gonna call somebody about this.
cop Newbie on the block.
Garfield This is police brutality.
cop Here we go.
Garfield I have tags. I just left them in my other fur.
Garfield This is abusive now. This is abusive.
cop In you go, big fella.
Garfield Huh?