The Incredibles

Look, the lady got me first.
Incredible You know, you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse,
Incredible but maybe that's not what you had in mind.
robber Hey, look...
robber Ow!
Incredible Elastigirl.
Elastigirl Mr. Incredible.
Incredible It's all right. I've got him.
Elastigirl Sure, you've got him.
Elastigirl I just took him out for you.
Incredible Sure, you did.
Incredible His attention was on me.
Elastigirl A fact I exploited to do my job.
Incredible My job, you mean.
Elastigirl A simple thank you will suffice.
Incredible Thanks, but I don't need any help.
Elastigirl Whatever happened to "ladies first"?
Incredible Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?
robber Look, the lady got me first.
robber Ow!

He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
teacher He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Elastigirl You saw him do this?
teacher Well... Not really. No.
teacher Actually, not.
Elastigirl Oh, then how do you know it was him?
teacher I hid a camera.
teacher Yeah, and this time, I've got him.

Everyone's special
Elastigirl Everyone's special, Dash.
son Which is another way of saying no one is.

Yes! They happened!
Incredible I performed a public service.
Incredible You act like that's a bad thing.
Elastigirl It is a bad thing, Bob!
Elastigirl Uprooting our family again,
Elastigirl so you can relive the glory days is a bad thing.
Incredible It's better than acting like they didn't happen!
Elastigirl Yes! They happened!
Elastigirl But this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob.
Elastigirl And you are missing this!

They're experts.
Incredible Why are you unhappy?
manager Your customers make me unhappy.
Incredible What, you've gotten complaints?
manager Complaints I can handle.
manager What I can't handle is
manager your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings!
manager They're experts. Experts, Bob!
manager Exploiting every loophole,
manager dodging every obstacle!
manager They're penetrating the bureaucracy!

I've been a lousy father.
Incredible I'm sorry.
Incredible This is my fault.
Incredible I've been a lousy father.
Incredible Blind to what I have.
Incredible So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.
son Dad?
Elastigirl Shh. Don't interrupt.
Incredible So caught up in the past that I...
Incredible You are my greatest adventure.
Incredible And I almost missed it.
Incredible I swear, I'm gonna get us out of this safely if I...
daughter Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today,
daughter but I think it's time we wind down now.

I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Frozone Honey?
wife What?
Frozone Where is my supersuit?
wife What?
Frozone Where is my supersuit?
wife I put it away.
Frozone Where?
wife Why do you need to know?
Frozone I need it!
wife Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do.
wife We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Frozone The public is in danger!
wife My evening's in danger!
Frozone Tell me where my suit is, woman!
Frozone We are talking about the greater good.
wife "Greater good"?
wife I am your wife!
wife I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!