Yogi Bear
瑜伽熊


What are we looking at?
00:01:08
Yogi A picnic basket has everything a bear needs.
Yogi And I'm not just talking about the treats and snack-type goodies.
Yogi No. A picnic basket holds a lot more than that.
Yogi It holds dreams.
Boo Boo What are we looking at?
Yogi I don't know.

They stack maps
00:03:18
Jones Um, I'm actually gonna hop in the Armadillo, make some rounds.
Smith Jones, you know that the Armadillo is for head ranger use only.
Smith I might need it at any moment to deal with a park emergency.
Smith Why don't you finish stacking those trail maps?
Jones Yeah, sure. Okay.
Jones Yeah, because that's what future head rangers do,
Jones they stack maps.

And you wouldn't be able to eat
00:09:21
Smith You're fine, Yogi.
Smith It's just a few scrapes and bruises.
Yogi I don't know, Mr. Ranger.
Yogi I'm pretty sure I heard my spine snap.
Smith Well, you wouldn't be able to stand.
Smith And you wouldn't be able to eat.
Yogi I'm okay!

I was saying hello.
00:09:42
Smith Yogi, Boo Boo, I would like to introduce you to Rachel Johnson
Smith who's here to make a nature documentary.
Rachel umm... (growling sound)
Yogi What the heck was that?
Rachel I was saying hello.

Can you stop helping, please?
00:11:01
Smith Uh, you know, because I live alone.
Smith Well, plenty of women have tried to change that.
Smith It's just, I haven't found one that...
Boo Boo Likes you?
Smith What? No. No, that...
Boo Boo Will return your calls?
Smith Can you stop helping, please?

When did you steal our vending machine?
00:16:20
Yogi Ah, Mr. Ranger, sir. Welcome.
Yogi Can I interest you in a sody pop?
Yogi There you go.
Smith When did you steal our vending machine?
Yogi I, um... I'm repairing it, sir.
Yogi This machine gives its sodas away for free when a bear kicks it.

I do regret calling it that now
00:17:24
Yogi I'm telling you, Mr. Ranger,
Yogi it's not for stealing picnic baskets.
Smith It says "Baskit Nabber 2000" right here, Yogi.
Yogi I do regret calling it that now.

Where does a bear get money from?
00:22:12
Smith What do you want, Yogi?
Yogi Well, I was thinking about the park's prickly predicament,
Yogi and I would like to do my part to help.
Yogi This is all the money I have saved. Almost $100.
Yogi I was going to use it on myself,
Yogi but I'd rather donate it to Jellystone.
Smith Well, thank you, Yogi. That is very sweet.
Smith Where does a bear get money from?
Yogi That brown box by the parking lot.
Smith The park donation box.

Unlock me
00:29:07
Yogi I want you to handcuff me to this tree
Yogi and not unlock it no matter what I say.
Boo Boo Okay, Yogi.
Yogi Okay, unlock me.
Boo Boo Huh?
Yogi It was a bad idea. Unlock me.

William Tell Overture
00:36:11
🎶 William Tell Overture

I'm just gonna grab a little something for the road
00:41:04
Boo Boo Yogi, what are you doing?
Yogi I'm leaving, Boo Boo.
Yogi I am going to forage for food in the wild.
Yogi Might even catch some fish. With my paws.
Yogi I'm just gonna grab a little something for the road.
Yogi Some chips and soda.
Yogi And this. Peach pie.
Yogi Any more of that casserole?
Boo Boo Top shelf.
Yogi I'll be out there. Fending for myself.
Yogi Foraging for food in the wild.

My brain is out of business
00:46:20
Boo Boo Jellystone is in trouble.
Boo Boo We need your help.
Yogi Nothing I can do, Boo Boo.
Yogi I'm average now.
Yogi My brain is out of business.
Yogi I wouldn't even be standing if my paws didn't hurt.
Boo Boo Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
Boo Boo You know you're not an average bear.
Yogi Boo Boo. You're right, I'm not.
Yogi I failed at that too.

There's a suggestion box behind the seat
00:59:56
Yogi I need 20 more feet of altitude.
Yogi Engage the hand pedals.
Boo Boo You couldn't put the hand pedals by you?
Yogi There's a suggestion box behind the seat, Boo Boo.