Guys, I want a castle.
Eugene I could get used to a view like this.
Eugene Yep, I'm used to it.
Eugene Guys, I want a castle.

This is really bad.
Eugene No, no no. This is bad, this is very, very bad.
Eugene This is really bad.
Eugene They just can't get my nose right.
bandit Who cares.

where is my satchel?
Eugene Ho, oh no, where is my satchel?
Rapunzel I've hidden it, somewhere you'll never find it.
Eugene It's in that pot, isn't it.

Break her heart?
Eugene Does your mother deserve it?
Eugene No.
Eugene Will this break her heart and crush her soul?
Eugene Of course.
Eugene But you just got to do it.
Rapunzel Break her heart?
Eugene In half.
Rapunzel Crush her soul?
Eugene Like a grape.

How about two out of three?
guard I've waited a long time for this.
Eugene Oh mama, I have got to get me one of these.
Eugene Hah!
Eugene You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done.
Eugene How about two out of three?

You get to go find a new dream.
Rapunzel I've been looking out the window for eighteen years.
Rapunzel Dreaming about what it would feel like when those lights rise in the sky.
Rapunzel What if it's not everything that I dreamed it would be?
Eugene It will be.
Rapunzel And what if it is?
Rapunzel What will I do then?
Eugene Well that's the good part, I guess.
Eugene You get to go find a new dream.