Despicable Me


Go away. I'm not home.
Margo Hello! Cookies for sale.
Gru Go away. I'm not home.
Margo Yes, you are. I heard you.
Gru No, you didn't.
Gru This is a recording.
Margo No, it isn't.
Gru Yes, it is.
Gru Watch this.
Gru Leave a message, beep.

Some fella just stole a pyramid.
Dr. Gru, I know how you must be feeling.
Dr. I, too, have encountered great disappointment,
Dr. but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats.
Gru What? What happened?
Dr. It's all over the news!
Dr. Some fella just stole a pyramid.
Dr. They say he makes all other villains look...
Dr. Lame!


We are going to steal...
Gru We are going to steal...
Gru Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet.
Gru Hey. Dave, listen up, please.


Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Gru Things have been so lonely since my wife...
Gru Debbie, passed on.
Gru It's like my heart is a tooth,
Gru and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
Gru I'm sorry.
Gru You are a beautiful woman.
Gru Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie Do I look like I speak Spanish?
Gru You have a face "como un burro".
Miss Hattie Well, thank you!
Gru Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption?
Gru So, so excited!
Miss Hattie Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby.
Miss Hattie Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman.
Gru Who's Debbie?
Miss Hattie Your wife.

They are not pyjamas!
Agnes Why are you wearing pyjamas?
Vector These aren't pyiamas!
Vector This is a warm-up suit.
Edith What are you warming up for?
Vector Stuff.
Margo What sort of stuff?
Vector Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
Agnes Like sleeping?
Vector They are not pyjamas!

Margo But what about the other people who ordered cookies?
Gru Life is full of disappointments
Gru for some people.