Monsters University

How do I become a Scarer?
teacher Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mike How do I become a Scarer?

I wish you all the best.
Mike Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
Mike but everything in my life has led to this moment.
Mike Let it not be just the beginning of my dream,
Mike but the beginning of all of our dreams.
Mike I wish you all the best.
Mike Thank you all so much!
driver I'm welling up with tears.
driver Now, get off.

You could totally die.
host MU's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
Mike The Scare what now?
rooster The Scare Games!
rooster A super-intense Scaring competition!
host They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
rooster A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
host You could totally die.
rooster And it's worth it.
rooster You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
Mike Cool.

I can't be late on the first day!
snail Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
snail I made it! My first day of class!
cleaner Uh, the school year's over, son.
cleaner You missed it.


Do you pledge your souls to the brotherhood?
Don Do you pledge your souls to the brotherhood?
Don Do you swear to keep secret all that you learn here?
Don No matter how horrifying?
Squishy Will you take the sacred oath of the...
mom Sweetie! Turn the lights on while you're down here!
mom You're going to ruin your eyes!
Squishy Mom! We're doing an initiation!
mom Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
mom Just pretend I'm not here.
Squishy This is my mom's house.
Squishy Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
Squishy no matter what the peril?
Squishy Will you defend it no matter how dangerous?
Squishy No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
Squishy From evils both great and small?
Squishy Oh, forget it! You're in.

I want to touch it.
rooster The stinging glow urchin!
rooster Trust me when I say,
rooster you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
Art I want to touch it.
host And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
Art Yeah, I want to touch them.

It's a miracle!
Dean Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
Dean It would have taken a miracle for you to...
rooster Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
rooster Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
rooster The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
Dean What!
rooster Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
rooster It's a miracle!
Dean Your luck will run out, eventually.

Monsters University
Monsters University
We give our heart to you
Wherever children are dreaming
We'll bring them nightmares, too
Oh, Monsters University
Alma Mater hail to you