Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
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Do you think he fell asleep with his eyes open?
00:04:00
George What is happening right now?
Harold I don't know.
George Do you think he fell asleep with his eyes open?
Harold Maybe. Let's try and leave and see what happens.
Door lock activated.
George Wow. That's an expensive door.
Captain It was a choice between the magnetic automatic door closer
Captain and the music and arts programs.
Captain Pretty sure I made the right choice.

Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us.
00:11:56
Captain Quick announcement.
Captain Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us.
girl He's dead?
Captain What? No. Not like that.
Captain He wanted to spend Saturday with his family.
Captain So I fired him.
Captain I'll find a replacement next week.

chance to win one billion dollars
00:20:54
George Hello. If you would like the chance to win one billion dollars,
George please hold for one of our representatives.
assistant :D
01:00:52
professor Oh, sorry. Are you stuck on hold?
assistant Mmm-hmm.
professor Oh, totally hate when that happens.
professor Well, good luck with that.

I will set you free!
00:26:06
Captain What is this?
Captain Poor soul. You're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison.
Captain What's that? I can't hear you.
Captain But I see your tears.
Harold Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
George Yes and no. But mostly yes.
Captain Fear not, for I will set you free!
clown Ow!
clown What is wrong with you?
Captain Ah, that's better. I can hear you now.
Harold Sorry, sorry. We're so sorry.

To the sky!
00:26:41
Captain Halt!
George What?
Captain Do you sense that?
George No.
Captain Well, of course you don't.
Captain You're not a superhero like me.
Captain Come, sidekicks. Evil lurks within!
Harold Oh, no!
George Where'd he go now?
Captain To the sky!
Harold You'd think a guy like him would be easy to find.
George Found him.

I'm sitting right here.
00:41:15
George We gotta do something about that new science teacher.
Harold Yeah, it's like he's even more of a villain than Krupp.
George I didn't even think that was possible.
Captain Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second.
Harold Tell me about it.
Captain What? Who do you think...
Harold Oh, okay. Maybe we could fix this if we just...
Captain Can you hear me?
Harold No, that'll never work.
Captain I'm sitting right here.
George Wait, Professor P doesn't want anybody to know his last name. Right?
Harold Right!
Captain Who's Professor P?
George Exactly!
Captain Where is the respect?
Captain I am your principal!
George Wait, is he Krupp again?
Captain George!
Harold Yup. Pretty sure he is.
Captain Harold!
Harold How'd that even happen?